I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
