So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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