sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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