we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
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yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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