i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I wish there were birth control emojis
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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