Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
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Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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