she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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