My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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