Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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