Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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