You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It's no shave November. This is our time.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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