I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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