THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
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All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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