I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I woke up under a house in Key West
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