O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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