I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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