Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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