She is in my trunk
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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