He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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