is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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