Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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