What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
This is my gift to your gina
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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