Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Randomize
