He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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