i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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