Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
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I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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