i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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