Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
NoShamevember. You game?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
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