ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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