So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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