I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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