I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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