return my video game
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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