Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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