you guys were way drunker than both of me
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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being pregnant is like rehab
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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