Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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