And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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