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I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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