Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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