I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Randomize
