Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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