omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
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one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
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