Say something about gay babies.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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