you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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