I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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