the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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