another moral hangover. fuck.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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