it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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