youre lurking in front of me
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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