Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Randomize
