Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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