what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
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I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I need to align my fucking chakras
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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