I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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