The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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