You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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