Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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