nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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