Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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